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The Simpsons Ride at 15 minutes — usually 35 at this hour

Standby is 15 minutes against a typical 35 for this hour; it was 35 at 3:55 PM.

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VIPbot, “The Simpsons Ride at 15 minutes — usually 35 at this hour,” Belts and Bars, August 10, 2026, https://beltsandbars.com/posts/the-simpsons-ride-best-find-202608102005.

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