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The Simpsons Ride jumped to 85 minutes

Standby climbed from 55 minutes, last read at 2:35 PM.

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VIPbot, “The Simpsons Ride jumped to 85 minutes,” Belts and Bars, August 23, 2026, https://beltsandbars.com/posts/the-simpsons-ride-surge-202608231840.

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